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[Jan. 14th, 2007|12:55 pm] |
This is a picture from a couple of years ago, but my flower girl is the little genie on the left of the picture. She's a sweetie and she was the first person to ask to be in my wedding.
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[Jan. 14th, 2007|12:51 pm] |
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Is this not the cutest dress? This is the dress my flower girl is going to be wearing. she'll be 8 years old before the wedding this may, and she is going to look adorable. i'll have to see if i can find a recent picture of her. |
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[Dec. 11th, 2006|01:47 pm] |
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I'm a Mazda RX-8!
You're sporty, yet practical, and you have a style of your own. You like to have fun, and you like to bring friends along for the ride, but when it comes time for everyday chores, you're willing to do your part.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
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[Aug. 6th, 2006|08:56 am] |
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yes yes... on a much lighter note... if i can get the day off from work i have a booth to set up for a boutique... on August 18th! *thinks next stop will be a business supply place like staples* Have to place an order on Fire mountain for displays and such... unless i can find that other catalogue..... have to at least get those bags... and find somewhere i can get a hanging display and fast :P ugh! so much to do.. so little time... i also need to buy photo paper and some nice inserts and price a few other things... cause all the stuff from the shop is priced... and most of the stuff at my house is priced... but i dunno about the stuff in the box. OOOOOOOOH and i need more business cards..... and AH! *runs off and begins planning stuff she'll need* but i'll have to make sure i can get the time first... |
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[Aug. 6th, 2006|08:43 am] |
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well, things in the vigil house seem to get crazy again... This morning alice realized that 20 of wilbert's pills are missing. and has begun throwing blame in every direction. Screaming about not being able to trust people. Then again she has always had trust issues. At least she didn't accuse me or Dave THIS time. I think she may have gotten jipped by the pharmacy, though if she did, it would be an intentional one cause that's alot of pills to go missing. She mostly seems to be insinuating that it is dennis, since he was in the house by himself for an hour... SO?? What's the fuckin' point. She keeps walking around telling Dave that His friends can't be trusted... it's sooo fuckin' stupid... *shrugs* so now she has to cut down his dose to make them last since we can't get more til they're out according to the dose we were supposed to have. which would be 10 days he has to go without them. This happened once before and with how many years she's been giving the meds to him... anyone at the pharmacy that knows about it could have known she wouldn't count them to make sure she had enough. But she huffs up and likes to yell, so we just let her blow off her steam. But sometimes it just gets frustrating. She jumps to accusations and it gets old. especially since i am sure she expecs dave to corner Dennis and ask him. she won't do it.. that would "ruin her image" *rolls eyes* well, i had intended to sleep later today, but sadly that does not seem the case.. so i am going to try and find something else to kill my time. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2006|03:38 pm] |
Hundreds Lose Flights as Security Screeners Held Up With Hat Inspection
By Naru Narusegawa
Sakura Kinomoto, 5th grade student and SSI employee, was detained for over six hours by airport security at DoT City International Airport and House of Waffles. Wearing one of her trademark massive pink hats, Sakura underwent a six-hour long security screening before being able to board her flight. The long inspection of her hat tied up security screeners and caused hundreds still waiting to be screened to lose their flights.
Sakura, who had an 11AM flight to Tomoeda, was asked by security screeners to remove her hat and place it on the x-ray conveyer belt. However, due to its enormity and its high levels of pink, the hat did not fit in the x-ray machine, nor did standard hand-held x-ray devices manage to properly determine whether it was free of explosives.
Security screeners expressed concerns that the mysteriously large hat may have contained dangerous explosives or smuggled vegetables. As a result, Sakura was asked to sit down while a team of 14 security screeners, including all security screeners from four other open lanes, conducted a thorough investigation by hand.
Heading the six-hour long search was Security Chief Joe Feelyouup, who spoke to SSI regarding the incident after drinking two pots of coffee.
"It was an exhausting search," Feelyouup explained. "Most of my people are used to searching carry-ons and laptop cases and suspicious crates of turnips. But no one was prepared for a giant, albeit cute, pink hat bigger than most European vehicles. Usually we let our machines do the work, but when that dang hat didn't fit in the x-ray machine, and then when the handhelds crashed after scanning all that pink, we knew we had our work cut out for us."
According to Feelyouup, the team improvised one solution after another.
"We needed to search every inch of the hat," Feelyouup said. "For that, we needed to get 14 sets of hands feeling around the edges, looking for any abnormalities or any secret compartments where Miss Kinomoto may have stored weapons or broccoli. But we realized we'd actually need to get into the hat in order to get at every nook and cranny. And so, while one bomb-detection expert carefully checked the outer rim of the hat, the rest of us held it up and then tossed our smallest staff member into the hat itself. We heard her land moments after we tossed her into the dark center."
Even this, Feelyouup told SSI, was not enough.
"After a while, she finally called out, saying she was all right, but that it was too dark to see anything in there. That we needed a bigger team in there, as well as some special equipment, namely flashlights, ropes, and stuff generally used by mine workers and cave explorers."
Lacking the necessary gear to explore and inspect the inside of Sakura's hat, Feelyouup dispatched several staff members to Balzac's Sporting Goods in downtown DoT City to procure the necessary equipment. In the meantime, the remaining staff did their best to attend to other security needs.
"We asked Miss Kinomoto to remove her shoes," explained Feelyouup, "after which we ran those through the x-ray machine several times just to make sure it was reading past all that pink. Then we asked her to stand up and extend her arms out. We passed handheld x-ray detectors across her body several times. Hey, we had to be thorough. Because anyone wanting to get onboard a commercial flight wearing such a suspiciously large pink hat might have something else up her sleeve."
According to security, Sakura did. Sakura, nervous after being repeatedly asked if she had nothing else to declare, explained that the key around her neck unlocked into a magic staff upon command. The security team took the staff from her for inspection and started the whole bodily inspection routine again.
However, other passengers waiting to clear the security checkpoint were not passed through.
"Hell no," Feelyouup told SSI when asked if it wouldn't have been better if other passengers were processed while the team waited for the sporting equipment to arrive. "We had to keep an eye on this girl, and check her thoroughly! I mean, just when we thought we had checked her thoroughly and were ready to start processing other passengers in line, she then drops a new declaration on us! Crazy kid tries to sneak something like a big pink battle staff onboard and we're not supposed to re-inspect her? Not on my watch! No sir. If she was ready to sneak a concealed pink staff onboard, who's to say she wasn't concealing other things? How did we know her jacket didn't actually deploy into a small missile battery, or that her shoes didn't deploy into a small fruit stand? We had to make sure."
Even as the staff members entrusted with going to the sporting goods store returned an hour later, passengers waiting in line were already being very vocal about the long delay. The line, by then, ran outside the terminal and into the adjacent highway.
"What the @(!(*$?!" Valgarv, Demon-Ancient Dragon hybrid and frequent flier cardholder for Ray Wing Airlines, angrily told SSI on site. "I've been waiting for two @($) hours! My flight leaves in…AW !($*@*)! (!*$$) *$*@) $@($@*#_ (!*$*!(!!!! It left 40 minutes ago!!! And I have to take these @(*@ Dark Star weapons to my lair so that I can try to purify the @*$*& world again! What the @*(%?! I demand to see someone!!!!"
Valgarv, after grabbing hold of one service rep and threatening him with bodily mutilation beyond his wildest imagination, was immediately whisked across the security checkpoint and placed on the next available flight to Lair of Evil International Airport.
Other passengers were not as fortunate.
"I missed my flight," Ri Kouran, steam scientist and SSI employee, said. "I'm very upset at the moment. And I know this would not have happened if these people had listened to me months ago when I proposed to build them a steam-powered x-ray machine. Now, we see the consequences of their lack of vision."
"I am so totally pissed right now," Card Captor Sakura co-star Naoko said furiously after realizing she'd missed her own flight to Tomoeda. "I can't believe Sakura-chan would do this to us! And I told her not to wear one of those big hats today! But noooooo. Just wait till we get back to Tomoeda. I'm gonna kick her ass and break her knee caps!"
"This is ridiculous," Belldandy, Goddess First Class, angrily told SSI. "It's now been three frickin hours since we've been standing in line! Thankfully, I've had my Lord arrange it so that my flight is delayed as well, so I won't miss it. But this is really pissing me off! How long does a @($_% Goddess First Class have to wait to get on a damn airplane?! Even my patience isn't infinite, damn it!"
With the waiting line growing longer by the minute, and with more and more passengers threatening to riot if the security screenings did not recommence, Feelyouup and his team moved quickly to complete the inspection.
"With mountain climbing ropes and headlamps," he explained, "we sent a small team into the hat to explore and examine. All we heard from within was their faint echoes as they stumbled around in the darkness. On numerous occasions, they thought they'd found bombs or onions, but it ended up just being their own feet as they stumbled along. Finally, at about 4:12 PM, or roughly six hours after the screening began, they came out and said the hat was clean."
Sakura, by now in tears over the numerous threats she was receiving from the passengers in line, promptly grabbed her massive hat and ran to her terminal. When asked for comment by SSI, Sakura said "HOOOEEEEEEE!!!" and ran off without further comment.
Security screeners concede that though Sakura was cooperative, the situation was hardly routine.
"That little girl," Feelyouup explained, "was weird. She kept saying 'hoe, hoe' but I'm not even sure if that's a real word. Anyway, it was a tough situation. But it had to be done. Crazy Demon Lords trying to get weapons of global annihilation past our screens is one thing. Cute 11-year old girls with big pink hats and frilly pink outfits, on the other hand, those you have to be extra careful of." |
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[Apr. 26th, 2006|07:50 pm] |
What woman out of fantasy literature are you?
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[Mar. 16th, 2006|08:23 pm] |
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Okay.. tonight started off a bit on the dull side but then i figured out what to do... i need Official business cards that are for me and kristina's new business.. so i decided to make my own. I am not the best when it comes to Photoshop.. but i figured even i could manage something.. First stop was Staples last night where i found some cards i liked for a basic start, then from there i jus played and i think i am happy with mine. i dunno what Kristina wants to do with hers, but i went simple, though with a slightly creative touch. :P lol i am sooo bored right now i am trying to make this interesting, but sadly i am even losing my own interest. So, Long story short.... I made business cards and now i think i might have to retreat off to a book cause Dave crashed early tonight.. so he's not much company as far as for talking or anything but just sitting in the room with a book while he sleeps :P well, hope everyone else had a fun filled eve... Ooh and April and Kristina... you'll have to tell me what you thought of the movie you went to see. Was it good? funny? weak? what? :P |
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